Kickin Rocks & Nuts

since i can't sleep...

• Fpmpstrzz: how was your day
• Fpmpstrzz: ?
• aberkimbie: ;azy
• aberkimbie: lazy**
• Fpmpstrzz: yup me too
• aberkimbie: i skipped 2 classes
• aberkimbie: hahha
• aberkimbie: fml
• aberkimbie: LOL
• Fpmpstrzz: haha why?
• aberkimbie: idk.
• aberkimbie: i just didnt feel good
• aberkimbie: and like i felt down
• aberkimbie: idk why
• Fpmpstrzz: ah
• aberkimbie: so i just went home
• Fpmpstrzz: home as in tacoma?
• aberkimbie: oh i mean the lynnwood house
• Fpmpstrzz: ah ok
• aberkimbie: mhmm
• Fpmpstrzz: so what'd you do all day?
• aberkimbie: i just went to korean class
• aberkimbie: then dee picked me up
• aberkimbie: and i ended up here
• aberkimbie: LOL
• aberkimbie: wbu?
• Fpmpstrzz: hahah, is edmonds close to where you live?
• aberkimbie: yeah son.
• aberkimbie: LOL
• Fpmpstrzz: oh i went to class, did laundry, slept then woke up, now talking to you hahah
• aberkimbie: its like lakewood - tacoma
• aberkimbie: hahahaha
• aberkimbie: nice nice
• aberkimbie: (:
• Fpmpstrzz: wait, that sounds far
• aberkimbie: nawh.
• aberkimbie: lakewood is right by tacoma
• aberkimbie: what the hell!?
• aberkimbie: hahah
• Fpmpstrzz: edmonds is in lakewood?
• aberkimbie: NOOOO!
• aberkimbie: what the hell!
• Fpmpstrzz: what chu talking about willis?
• aberkimbie: its edmonds is by lynnwood
• Fpmpstrzz: ah ok then
• Fpmpstrzz: all this time i thought lynwood was north of seattle.
• aberkimbie: it is north of seattle
• aberkimbie: edmonds is the city before lynnwood
• Fpmpstrzz: but after seattle?
• aberkimbie: mhmm.
• aberkimbie: like 10 mins away from seattle
• aberkimbie: LOL
• Fpmpstrzz: but from lakewood, its like 40 min away from Seattle
• aberkimbie: what the hell are you talking about lake wood??!?!
• Fpmpstrzz: you said "its like lakewood - tacoma"
• aberkimbie: i was just comparing the distance of lynnwood-edmonds to lakewood-tacoma
• aberkimbie: hahahahahahah
• Fpmpstrzz: wowo
• aberkimbie: WAAAAAAAAOO
• aberkimbie: indeed
• aberkimbie: LOL
• Fpmpstrzz: i thought this whole time you were talking about edmonds being in the lakewood/tacoma area ahaha
• aberkimbie: oh my jesus
• aberkimbie: hahahahhahaha
• Fpmpstrzz: this convo is truly a Chia Pet convo
• Fpmpstrzz: ahah
• aberkimbie: hahahahhahahahahahhahahahha
• Leave it to us to turn a simple conversation into a confusing-as-hell one.

never a boring conversation with this girl. HAHAH.

• aberkimbie: i think he wants to be on abdc
• aberkimbie: HAHAHAHA
• fpmpstrzz: ahahaha
• fpmpstrzz: i'd hella root for him
• aberkimbie: that's my assumption
• aberkimbie: i knowww
• aberkimbie: but i dont think he's good enough for abdc
• fpmpstrzz: he's right here too, we're so close...
• fpmpstrzz: hahahah
• fpmpstrzz: you should teach him a thing or two ; )
• aberkimbie: AHAHAHHAH
• aberkimbie: about what?
• aberkimbie: LOL
• aberkimbie: he's prolly gonna be the one teaching me
• aberkimbie: if you know what i mean
• aberkimbie: *wink*
• aberkimbie: HAHA
• fpmpstrzz: isn't bboy dancing related to sex? he's flexible, he'd prolly grip his ankles back in a kungfu grip like its nothing...
• fpmpstrzz: hahahaha
• fpmpstrzz: you silly gurl
• aberkimbie: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
• aberkimbie: wao.
• aberkimbie: dude. i shouldnt have taken a fuckin nap
• aberkimbie: ugh
• fpmpstrzz: you full awake now?
• fpmpstrzz: how do pronounce "wao?"
• fpmpstrzz: me too! i took hella long nap too!
• aberkimbie: wa-OOO.
• aberkimbie: duh?
• aberkimbie: LOL
• fpmpstrzz: wa-ooo? like w-ooooo-w?
• fpmpstrzz: or like whoa?
• aberkimbie: noo.
• aberkimbie: like wow but yer mouth is supposed to end up looking like you're about to suck a dick
• aberkimbie: HAHA
• fpmpstrzz: wow, you would describe it like that ahahahah
• fpmpstrzz: is that how you found out how to say it? ; )
• aberkimbie: HAHAH
• aberkimbie: nooo
• aberkimbie: never sucked a dick bruuh
• Hey Kim, remember that screencap I made with Carmel saying the biggest bullshit of her life? hahaha. That's you with this convo.

It’s nice having the house to myself. If only I could walk around naked w/o my elderly neighbors seeing me…

I like maintaining two jobs that are complete opposites of each other. One of the two caters to a mature, well-educated clientele while the other deals with drunk baseball fans. With the former, I wear a pant suit and say “certainly, ma’am/absolutely, sir”. And with the latter, I’m in an over-sized button-up hearing penis jokes from my supervisor and cohorts. It definitely gives variety to my life.